Are you addicted to ass?!

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ASS

If you find yourself always staring at ass on the street, in da club, well most people would even stare at asses of old ladies if t'was well rounded and got a good roll to it... That's how you know you're addicted to ass.
Get expert advice on your condition, take Jason Derulo's 12 step program for dealing with your addiction.

Step 1. Admit that you are powerless over ass.
Step 2. Embrace and enjoy.
Step 3 through to step 12. Repeat step 2. Embrace and enjoy.

Funniest way I know for dealing with any issue, admit cuz denial is dangerous, then get involved, become an expert on the matter and draw your conclusions.
Theme music for this post's : Jason Derulo "wiggle" feat Snoop Lion.

Download. "Wiggle" here.

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