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Avoid Arrest.

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Photo credit: Google images One of the most prudent things you should do for yourself in Nigeria today is keeping out of trouble. One of the worst things that can happen to a person is to be sent to jail in Nigeria. Jail in Nigeria is halfway house to hell. Maryam Sanda will probably never be executed, most Governor's do not sign the death warrant anymore. Orji Kalu Uzor will probably never serve full-time. But still Nigerian prisons are like Nazi concentration camps. The food is calamitous, healthcare is none existent. I have seen a prisoner holding his eye ball in his hand, it was still attached to his eye socket by a tendril. Someone used a spoon to scoop out his eye ball in a fight. The nurse was off duty. Nobody cared, he died. I had a client once who was remanded in prison. He was HIV positive and did not tell me. Maybe that would have been further grounds for bail. He could not take his drugs and he relapsed. Before I could try to get him out it was too late, h...

I'm On Top Of The World.

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Photo credit: Google images I feel like there's nothing to worry about, even though there is a ton of things that needs to get fixed, lots of demands that needs to be attended. Nothing in this world can change the way I feel, unless of course i decide to change that by allowing every thing affect me. I am insecure about my finances, love, my job, but since the beginning of the new year, my insecurities have faded from being the topmost concerns on my mind and there is only one way to explain the way i feel. I'm on top of the world. In the wee hours of the mornings when i first realize that i'm awake, i feel the rush of thoughts as they clamor for priority in the space of my mind. Burdens of the earthly world. No running away from them, and no banishing them, to be forever rid of them. This I realised is the way the mind works, filling one with the need to creatively invent solutions to the malady of one's own thinking. Photo credit: Google images My ...

These Girls Are Very Deadly.

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Photo credit: Google images “What do you love about women?” he asked. I had to take some time to think about what my reply would be. I didn’t want to say something I didn’t mean just for the benefit of my friends and to pretend to be something I definitely knew I wasn’t. “I love women because of the kind of relationships I‘ve had with them in the past” I replied. There was an uproar from everyone present, and someone spoke up and declared that there was no sense in the reply I gave to the question. “I love women only because they can give me children” He said. “I love women because of their boobs and ass.” Another said. Photo credit: Google images We were four in number and were enjoying a past time, conversing amongst ourselves while drinking alcohol and smoking weed and as expected the topic revolved around women. Two amongst us were married men and the other two, myself included were single and unmarried. “I envy men that are married.” I said. “These girls ar...